The Old 'Cow Pie' Surprise

This post was first posted on the Box blog on September 16th 2005

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It is almost here...
My nurse/protagonist (let's just call him "Willy" shall we?; because he admires Shakespeare so much) may soon realize that dancing the Co-dependent Two step is not really working for him with this particular dance partner. In fact, we may soon need to rename him "Willy Nilly" or even "Will Nill" as he will have to dance the never ending Sidestep to avoid stepping into constantly increasing piles of poop all over the field he is running in.

So bang your drum Wildman. You are running to the tune you decided to play for yourself and others, and you will soon need to do the Sidestep non stop and employ every process you know to control everyone you have involved, and everything that has resulted from It.

Paranoid Patty, the Amazing Psychic now predicts:

Exhausted by this Amazing Race, Willy Nilly will soon do the Sidestep for the last time and hit that big Cowpie I told him about all those years ago from my OWN self help system. Then, as he goes down in It, the shock when he loses control, will cause his zombie face to actually move. Remember my "Cowpie" story Rose B.? Willy Nilly told me that he had showed it to you but that you did not know who wrote It. I also once told Rhea L. In 96, that Willy Nilly was really very anal.

Ultimately though, I believe that Willy and all of the Guelphites involved will finally be able to "let It go" in a citywide cleansing which will overcome it's retentive nature. At least, so prophesies the Goddess Nemesis, sometimes known by my priestess name, The High Colonic.That's a metaphor people, not "madness."

I must ask all of Willy Nilly's enablers again: "You do KNOW what a metaphor IS don't you?"Why this really IS a miracle. It's a brand new "movement" you might say. I think "we" should let you "normals" be "us" if that is what makes you happy and we nuts should accept our assigned role as "them." But "we" need to start taking control of all the language in order to take our own power back.
So, to that end, "we" will be "them" for you:
The Human Empowerment Movement = T.H.E.M. (should we get T-shirts?)

The first step T.H.E.M. must take is to relieve ourselves of the steaming piles of other people's waste products. As you know, a great many of "consumers" are dissatisfied with the Product we are being sold. In my own self help system, I call this part "the De-Mystification Process. "I

am using It to exorcise (sic) our collective demon, "Trickster."




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