This Week In the Never Ending Arm's Length But

Public Diagnosis of Me

It is the opinion of one of the "hes" that I need to be shown that I don't control everything....(hmmmmm sure sounds like the warped 180 of my protagonist's switched psychology...but at this point of course, it could be pretty much any of the "hes." ) I am not the "controller" in this "game." I am the "controlled." Both Dale and I know that.

A lot of existential "shifting" is going out there with everyone in an attempt to get themselves off that hook by offering their many opinions of my motivations, my alleged problems, my relationship to family members etc. One notoriously busy "news spreader" let's call her has proclaimed, "She couldn't get her own way so she decided she would just take it out on Dale!"

There is also another round going on my stolen bag from three years ago at the Community centre and the opinion that "really" I only "said" it happened (no doubt to "seek attention/fame") Why did you know that a few of the bus drivers worked that all out over the radio too at the time it occurred...why yes they did. You see, they got the news that I had reported my bag stolen and then two days or so later, there I was getting on the bus and showing my bus pass after I had "claimed" said it was stolen along with everything in my wallet!" (then some of them had one of their little head shaking sessions over that, you know, cluck cluck cluck......

Stupid me didn't even bother to give the town all the details including the fact that the police had found my bag, called me to get it back, and that except for a couple of things missing, including the cash, I got everything back. Nevertheless, because I had reported it stolen, I had to replace all the cards etc. and pay to do so as they were considered to be useless after reporting them stolen. I am SO VERY SORRY that I didn't explain myself to the satisfaction of city employees. Why I should be the one ashamed of myself for failing to do so! After all, they are all entitled to explanations of every detail of my life and business aren't they?

Now be sure to pass all of this along, to everyone as you always do but remember. You have all been told not to do it in front of me (which has been announced once again in front of me and then the fact that they were doing it in front of me was also announced, in front of me. )

Also, don't forget to add that it is the opinion of many of the senior women and university employees that I am "obsessing" on this. Say....that would be a good excuse for Homewood to "intervene" and give me "treatment"for my complaints about them and their staff, wouldn't it? Hey, there's that "Zen-like cuteness" again that the psych prof who analyzed Dale's training speaks about. It is amazing isn't it?